Drunken Florida man violates his neighbor's pool, wearing nothing but poop
Hipster Bingo!
Play it with your friends at Golden West or Rocket to Venus!
(via The City That Breeds)
This is too unbelievable to make up. Breaking news from The Baltimore Sun:
Anthony Guglielmi, the chief spokesman for the Police Department, said at least 60 patrol cars — or roughly a third of the patrol cars in service at any given time — broke down after the drivers unwittingly filled up with the wrong type of fuel. Guglielmi said there had been a pump error, with unleaded gasoline pumps dispensing diesel fuel.
I love this city with all of my heart, but every day brings more evidence that it would be better run by a hoard of decapitated baboons. It’s amazing how well this city continues to shine despite the ineptitude of the people who are supposed to be governing and protecting it.
Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns (mildly NSFW).
Don’t ask, I don’t know…but if you want to see more of these, go here.
Oscar Mayer wieners…in a can? With a “Sack O’Sauce”?
This ad about “The Wiener the World Awaited” appeared in Woman’s Day magazine on August 1, 1948.
I’m not sure what baffles me more: the fact that they thought canned hot dogs were an appetizing idea, or that the “flavor-tight sack of delicious mild barbecue sauce” was “voted first choice of 27 recipes tested”. (How unimpressive were the other 26?)
And hey, let’s not miss that the meat was “selected”! (What does this mean, exactly? That the meat wasn’t assigned to them in some sort of involuntary lottery-type situation?)
BREAKING NEWS: Red Robin Puts Mozzarella Sticks on a Burger.
This is real. Red Robin’s new limited-time “Wise Guy Burger” features a seasoned burger patty with sliced pepperoni, marinara sauce, 3 whole cheese sticks on top of sliced banana peppers and tomatoes, served with bottomless steak fries. It’ll set you back $9.49, but for a burger AND fries AND an appetizer, I suppose that’s not unreasonable.
The leaves me to wonder if Red Robin has lost their minds, or if they’re pioneers in burger technology.
(via BurgerBusiness)
Okay, I’m convinced…Kanye West really is sorry about what he did.
After seeing his brief, unscheduled and seemingly emotional appearance on The Jay Leno Show the night after the MTV Video Music Awards, I’m convinced that Kanye knows that he made a huge mistake and that his reputation is paying the price for it.
If for some reason you still haven’t seen the incident that started all of this controversy, watch it below:
Chipotle serves breakfast at Dulles International Airport.
And they’re tossing around the idea of doing it elsewhere as well. By now, you’re drooling, but that’s okay.
(via Fast Food News)
The Big Mac vs. The Big Carl vs. The Big Hardee
In 1968, year I was born, McDonald’s rolled out a new burger called the Big Mac.
Then, last month, Carl’s Jr. felt that McDonald’s new Angus Third Pounders were a cheap imitation of their signature “Six Dollar Burgers” (which aren’t really six dollars; Carl’s just claims they’re a six-dollar value), so they fired back with the Big Carl—charbroiled instead of fried, twice the meat, twice the cheese, no middle bun, and priced lower than the Big Mac.
Now, GrubGrade reports that Carl’s Jr.’s eastern U.S. sibling, Hardee’s, has upped the fight yet another notch with their new Big Hardee. It’s just like the Big Carl, but with a third patty.
This news excites my taste buds just as much as it frightens my arteries.
MillerCoors introduces 1.5-gallon mini-kegs that fit in your fridge.
(via @patkiernan and @bacondevil on Twitter)
Absolutely Priceless: Johnny Carson does Walter Cronkite.
Television’s greatest late night host pays tribute to television’s greatest news anchor. Johnny, Walter…R.I.P. to both of you; it hasn’t been the same since you stepped away.
Slap Chop Remix Goes Bigtime:
For those of you who remember the remixed Slap Chop infomercial I posted a couple of months ago, you may be amused (or disgusted) to learn that it’s now going to be used as an actual infomercial for the product on national TV.
For the rest of you, here it is again.
Reblogged from thedailywhat:
Crossover of the Day: TMZ is reporting that DJ Steve Porter’s remix of the Slap Chop infomercial will air on national television as a stand-alone infomercial for Slap Chop.
Surely Apocalypse has come.
