Bits of Spam

You dropped food on the floor. Do you eat it? Consult this flowchart.

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A cat climbs a police officer like a tree during a traffic stop…not once, but twice.

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Drunken Florida man violates his neighbor’s pool, wearing nothing but poop

Click the picture for more on this spectacular end-of-summer story.

(via The City That Breeds)

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Hipster Bingo!

Play it with your friends at Golden West or Rocket to Venus!

(via The City That Breeds)

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Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns (mildly NSFW).

Don’t ask, I don’t know…but if you want to see more of these, go here.

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Brilliant Woman Solves All of California’s Problems.

Wow.

(via Grant Ruby)

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Absolutely Priceless: Johnny Carson does Walter Cronkite.

Television’s greatest late night host pays tribute to television’s greatest news anchor. Johnny, Walter…R.I.P. to both of you; it hasn’t been the same since you stepped away.

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Virginia Beats Kids First

(from FAIL Blog, via @technosailor on Twitter)

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Mr. Giggles, the Friendly Dog

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Weird Al Yankovic - “Craigslist”:

Weird Al pays homage to The Doors…and it even features Ray Manzarek himself on keyboards. Appropriately trippy video directed by Liam Lynch (you know him from Sifl & Olly and the song “My United States of Whatever”).